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Hey everyone it’s been a while. I’m committing to a weekly (we’ll see about that) newsletter with some recurring segments. If you have suggestions for segments to add let me know. The stupider the better. so let’s get into it shall we?

Weekly Meme Roundup:

Welcome to the Weekly Meme Roundup where I’ll present all the memes that I saw that got me through the week. Most are not mine but I love making memes so feel free to use mine even if they’re a little too specific for general consumption.

Right off the bat I should say I’m not going to go into the history of these memes or anything. Look it up yourself if you want. I use these based on pure vibes alone. I feel like this all the time. He looks kind of relaxed but stupid. Maybe you can relate. If you are reading this you probably can.

Have you ever been stuck in Williamsburg for 6+ hours waiting for a text notifying you that a tattoo artist is ready for you? No? Well first of all I wish I was you and second of all this is what it feels like. Little guy is out on his own struggling to survive. Not a penny to his name not a thought in his mind. He will survive but it will not be easy. Struggling to secure a bench in Domino Park on a Sunday is harder than rocket science. Do not go to Domino Park on a Sunday.

I made this one in a frenzy last night. The grip that a caprese salad has on me is unlike any other. It’s not really summer until you’ve wet your hands on an oily bad boy like this one. The caprese salad I had last night was bomb by the way. If you are inspired to make a caprese salad after seeing this please share a nice image with me.

Three Sentence Media Review:

Writing long reviews is very time consuming so here I’ll give you three sentences worth of my opinion on a TV show, movie or music.

📺 SNL: I watch this not like a sketch comedy show but like a sitcom. Understandably so, when a cast member leaves it’s very sad because it’s like a character basically dies or moves away forever. Goodbye to all those who have left this realm but especially Kyle Mooney who will never be replaced and whose soul will haunt the halls of Studio 8H forever along with the spirit of Baby Yoda.

📺 Conversations with Friends: Don’t even get me started on this one actually. Joe Alwyn does not look like he hosts a podcast and therefore is not attractive to me. I’m 5 episodes in and even the music choices sound like they were made by someone who has never read the book.

🎥 Men: Not the worst thing I have ever seen but also not very good. If you actually want to argue that a movie about ‘nothing being worse than simply being a woman’ is a movie that should have a target audience of only men then talk to the hand buddy. I loved the Cherry Vanilla coke I drank during this though so worth it for that I don’t regret it.

🎥 The last hour and 40 minutes of Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness: I missed the first 25 minutes of because of aforementioned tattoo appointment and then my uber god into a minor accident and I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there and said “that sucks!”. I liked the horror styling of this one and Wanda is so cool but otherwise it was quite boring and Steven Strange is not easy on the eyes sorry. America Chavez seems cute and every single cameo in this one made me feel absolutely nothing.

🎥 The first 25 minutes of Doctor Strange Multiverse of Madness: I went back and saw the first 25 minutes yesterday and it was enlightening. I watched the rest because it was 95 degrees out but I took a nap in the middle. I have to say that was a better way to watch it and a lot of marvel things could probably just be the beginning and the end cut together.

🎵 Amygdala by Ecco2k: I’ve become a drainer recently and something about this song is just so good. I think it’s the way it sounds and the music in it. I want it I-I-I want it I want it, I want it I-I-Iconic, iconic.

🎵 Alien Boy by Oliver Tree: I don’t want to hear any smack about this. I am cringe and I’d rather embrace it than let close-minded “intellectuals” shame me for who I am. The song is good and makes me happy if that changes your whole entire perspective on who I am as a person then get used to it buddy.

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